What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

What was the worst decision you ever did?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Moonraker

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your young sex story?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

How does one succeed in life?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.